mydogsnokes:

hedgehowg:

mydogsnokes:

why put cookie dough in the oven when you can put it in your mouth

I don’t know why don’t you ask the bread baking in my vagina.

i’m sorry for whatever i said that caused you to say what you just said

Does anyone else find it crazy that you can be so fucking depressed and no one around you notices? Not your parents, your siblings, your friends, your teachers, your classmates, no one. Like you can literally be on the verge of tears, drowning, and everyone is totally oblivious.

(Source: heyguysitsvic-blog)

thecommonchick:

And here we see the leader of our nation greeting Barack Obama

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"And I’m still hoping that maybe one day I’ll get that drunk text from you saying how much you miss me. Not because I miss you, but because I hope you regret letting it end the way it did."

I’m done hurting over you (via the-world-from-her-view)